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Since I, Mojo Jojo, retired from a life of crime, I, Mojo Jojo have found my true calling as a Yoga Master.
- Mad scientist chimp with great intelligence
- Quick learing multi-faceted primate
- Capable of standing over colored, bubbling test tubes and laughing maniacally
- Stunt double in Planet of the Apes
- Master of manipulation, trickery and mind control
- Capable of speaking in a convoluted and repetitive manner
- Mad Scientist:
- Applied the principles of science and mathematics in a attempt to take over the world
- Setting up and maintaining labortory equipment
- Monitoring experiments
- Attaching lasers to sharks
- Controlling the weather
- Kidnapping specimens
- Reckless Lab Assistant:
- Responsible for assisting in various tasks that are conducted in a laboratory
- Lab hours of operation and sanitation
- Safe handling of harmful chemicals
- Maintained laboratory supplies
- Lab Test Subject:
- Involuntary participated as a test subject for the following experiments:
- Personal Hygiene Projects
- Hair Club for Men
- House Cleaning Projects
- Cancer Research
- House of Wax, Undergound Lair, Transylvania, 2000 to 2009
- ACME Corportation, Remote Area in the Desert, New Mexico, 1990 to 2000
TECHNICAL EXPERTISE (Highly skilled with the following:)
- Chemical X
- Explosive Tennis Balls
- Ray Gun Technology
- Skin-melting Chemical Compounds
- Radioactive Materials
- Chloroform-soaked rags
EDUCATION AND TRANING
- Doctoral Degree, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde University, Undergound Lair, Transylvania, 1852
- 10 Habits of Highly Effective Mad Chimpanzee, Remote Area in the Desert, New Mexico, 1851
"The hobo formally known as Jojo is no mo'. From this day fowohd, I shall be known as MOJO JOJO!"
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I, Mojo Jojo, have a town to take over. I have a world to conquer.
I have to seize control of an area and force its inhabitants to follow my way of thinking."
"I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the
same thing over and over again! I am clear, concise, to the point!"
"Ooh! That is a misconception! Just because I am a monkey does not mean I am a banana addict!"
"Curse you, Powerpuff Girls! Cuuuuuuurseeeeeees! ..."
"I, Mojo Jojo, am your master, and you shall obey my commands like the dogs you are! Because I am your master,
it is I who you will obey! Obeying commands is what you’ll do! I will give you commands, and you will obey