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Mojo JoJo

123 Villain Lane, Townsville, USA
(909) 555-1212

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OBJECTIVE

Since I, Mojo Jojo, retired from a life of crime, I, Mojo Jojo have found my true calling as a Yoga Master.

 

QUALIFICATION SUMMARY

  • Mad scientist chimp with great intelligence
  • Quick learing multi-faceted primate
  • Capable of standing over colored, bubbling test tubes and laughing maniacally
  • Stunt double in Planet of the Apes
  • Master of manipulation, trickery and mind control
  • Capable of speaking in a convoluted and repetitive manner

 

PROFESSIONAL HIGHLIGHTS

  • Mad Scientist:
    • Applied the principles of science and mathematics in a attempt to take over the world
    • Setting up and maintaining labortory equipment
    • Monitoring experiments
    • Attaching lasers to sharks
    • Controlling the weather
    • Kidnapping specimens

     

  • Reckless Lab Assistant:
    • Responsible for assisting in various tasks that are conducted in a laboratory
    • Lab hours of operation and sanitation
    • Safe handling of harmful chemicals
    • Maintained laboratory supplies

     

  • Lab Test Subject:
    • Involuntary participated as a test subject for the following experiments:
    • Personal Hygiene Projects
    • Hair Club for Men
    • House Cleaning Projects
    • Cancer Research

 

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

  • House of Wax, Undergound Lair, Transylvania, 2000 to 2009
  • ACME Corportation, Remote Area in the Desert, New Mexico, 1990 to 2000

 

TECHNICAL EXPERTISE (Highly skilled with the following:)

  • Chemical X
  • Explosive Tennis Balls
  • Anvils
  • Ray Gun Technology
  • Skin-melting Chemical Compounds
  • Radioactive Materials
  • Chloroform-soaked rags

 

EDUCATION AND TRANING

  • Doctoral Degree, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde University, Undergound Lair, Transylvania, 1852
  • 10 Habits of Highly Effective Mad Chimpanzee, Remote Area in the Desert, New Mexico, 1851

 

MEMBORABLE QUOTES

"The hobo formally known as Jojo is no mo'. From this day fowohd, I shall be known as MOJO JOJO!"
"Now, if you'll excuse me, I, Mojo Jojo, have a town to take over. I have a world to conquer. I have to seize control of an area and force its inhabitants to follow my way of thinking."
"I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear, concise, to the point!"
"Ooh! That is a misconception! Just because I am a monkey does not mean I am a banana addict!"
"Curse you, Powerpuff Girls! Cuuuuuuurseeeeeees! ..."
"I, Mojo Jojo, am your master, and you shall obey my commands like the dogs you are! Because I am your master, it is I who you will obey! Obeying commands is what you’ll do! I will give you commands, and you will obey them!"