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Mojo JoJo

123 Villain Lane, Townsville, USA
(909) 555-1212

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Qualification Summary Mad scientist chimp with great intelligence
Quick learing multi-faceted primate
Capable of standing over colored, bubbling test tubes and laughing maniacally
Stunt double in Planet of the Apes
Master of manipulation, trickery and mind control
Capable of speaking in a convoluted and repetitive manner

 

Professional Highlights Mad Scientist: Applied the principles of science and mathematics in a attempt to take over the world
  • Setting up and maintaining labortory equipment
  • Monitoring experiments
  • Attaching lasers to sharks
  • Controlling the weather
  • Kidnapping specimens
Reckless Lab Assistant: Responsible for assisting in various tasks that are conducted in a laboratory
  • Lab hours of operation and sanitation
  • Safe handling of harmful chemicals
  • Maintained and order laboratory supplies
Lab Test Subject: Involuntary participated as a test subject for the following experiments:
  • Personal Hygiene Projects
  • Hair Club for Men
  • House Cleaning Projects
  • Cancer Research

 

Employment History
House of Wax Undergound Lair, Transylvania 2000 to 2009
ACME Corportation Remote Area in the Desert, New Mexico 1990 to 2000

 

Technical Expertise Highly skilled with the following:
  • Chemical X
  • Explosive Tennis Balls
  • Anvils
  • Ray Gun Technology
  • Skin-melting Chemical Compounds
  • Radioactive Materials
  • Chloroform-soaked rags

 

Education and Training
Doctoral Degree, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde University Undergound Lair, Transylvania 1852
10 Habits of Highly Effective Mad Chimpanzee Remote Area in the Desert, New Mexico 1851