Do you think you're an alien?

Do not fret, if this is the case we may have a solution for you. We have had our top scientists deduce a sure fire questionare to asses the status of your human origin. Take the time to answer a few of our questions to determine if you are in fact an alien.

Question One

Do you often feel the stars beckoning you home?:

No Never | In a dream once | All the time | Stars are boring

Question Two

Have you experienced any strange lights attempting to establish communication?:

That's crazy | Once a week | Once a night | Like fireworks!

Question Three

Are there moments where you feel the urge to annihilate the human race?:

That's horrible | The urge is strong | Sometimes | At work

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